Colds are upon us….
And so is a laugh or two.
Thank you, Hannah
Me: Smile, Hannah.
H: I can’t.
Me: You can’t smile?
H: No ma’am.
Me: Why not?
H: The sick make me not smile.
Alrighty, then.
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3 kiddos were heading outside. I told Hannah she needed to stay in. (Because in mommy’s wisdom, I know exactly what would happen if she went out…) She informed me that, “coldness make the sick go away”. Hmm, how about that?
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I gave Hannah a piece of toast for a snack this afternoon. She hasn’t really been eating but she wanted toast. I toast a piece of bread. She walks into the living room with it. Um, we do not eat in the living room but I thought I would show some grace. Well, she didn’t eat it right away. She laid it down. On the floor. I have 6 kiddos, k? She decides to go eat it after Sarah makes a run for it. It is dirty. She comes to me, crying, “Mommy, my toast has dirt on it.”
Me: I’m sorry. What did you think was going to happen when you laid it on the floor?
H: (crying so pitifully) I was going to eat it.
Um, ok. We do not make a habit of eating off the floor.
